Beyonce Nip'ple Slip in Hawaii

The Beyonce monster was photographed, as it stormed the beach in Hawaii, this weekend… RAWR! The 28-year-old rose from the water, like a creature from a Japanese monster movie born of a nuclear spill. She’d had a great time on the beach and gotten a few buckets of sand in her unmentionable places. Once she’d gotten the sand out of her vajay, she unfortunately had a nip slip. Yeah, monsters have ******s too and it’s some hard-and-fast rule that they must get them out at the beach. I keed. Her nips fell out of their own accord. It’s hard to keep those things under control and NOM NOM small children at the same time.